Sunday, May 17, 2009

Confession!

A girl went to the priest for a confession and this is how it went:
Girl "Forgive me father for I have sinned"
Priest "What have you done my child?"
Girl "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl "Because he touched my hand."
Priest "Like this?"(as he touched her hand)
Girl; "Yes father."
Priest "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl "Then he touched my breast."
Priest "Like this?"(as he touched her breast)
Girl "Yes father."
Priest "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl "Then he took off my clothes; father."
Priest "Like this? (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl "Yes father."
Priest "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl "Then he stuck his "you know what "into my "you know where"
Priest "Like this? (as he stuck his " you know what "into her "you know where")
Girl "YES FATHER;YEES FATHER ;YEES FAAAATHER!!"
Priest "(after a few minutes) That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch"
Girl "But father he had AIDS!
Priest "SHIT! THAT'S SON OF A BITCH!!!

IS TI POSSIBLE TO CONFESS OUR SINS TO A HUMAN BEING?
Chriss!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kaka kama Mkristu angeandika Joke kama hii kwa dini yenu ingekuwa fujo. Joke kama hizi siyo nzuri, kwa wengine confession it is important part of our faith. Again kama Mkristu angesema utani kama huu sijui ingekuwaje? haya bwana Wakristu daima ni wanyonge kwenye nchi yetu.

Allen,

Denmark

Anonymous said...

Wewe Allen, mbona unapoteza muda wako. Huyu jamaa jina lake ni Yahya na siyo "Yahaya" hapo unatakiwa kujua kuwa ni udini hapo ndiyo huo....wewe unafanya mchezo na kina yakheeee. Hawa jamaa mnajidanganya kuwa mnaishi nao vizuri ni waongo tu...

Anonymous said...

Kumbe huyu jamaa ni mdini naye? utaweka jokes za hivyo? je wangeweka joke kama hili ya kantuni ya mtume kama ilivyotokea kule Sweden ingekuwaje? hii mbaya bwana

Anonymous said...

Ndugu yangu kuhusu kuungama ni jambo linalomhusu mtu na imani yake. Usipuuze na wala usibezi jambo hilo. Uliza wanaofanya maungamo wanajisikiaje. Wengine wanapona hata magunjwa sugu.

kama hihitaji usisumbue wengine wanaohtaji na wanaotumia njia hiyo.

Anonymous said...

Jamani achaneni naye huyu jamaa ni mdini sana,